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Nikita, 26, am not necessarily evil but have an evil-sounding name, more trouble than I'm worth, and strongly inclined toward the absurd, the lovely, the pointless, and the old & British.

A one-girl heavily tattooed crew of cavalier cooks.

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So. Guess who has two thumbs and spent her Saturday night trying to compose a letter to the executive chef at Intergalactic HQ (and the HR department) that conveyed the appropriate level of apoplectic rage while maintaining a level of professionalism that strongly excluded calling anybody a “evil maggot-infested spineless shitheel who can jam his dick in a spinning robot-coupe”?
Ohhh, silly rabbit, did you think that you would STOP being antagonized by your coworkers once they stopped being your coworkers?
There were accusations. Directed at me. Implications of “cowardly” behavior on my part. The suggestion made that I gave up, shouldn’t have left. That I didn’t try hard enough.
That I cried too much, and didn’t scream loud enough.
From a handler.
I haven’t heard anything back yet. It’s early, though.
All the same.
Hold my flower crown, I’m going to kill everyone.

So. Guess who has two thumbs and spent her Saturday night trying to compose a letter to the executive chef at Intergalactic HQ (and the HR department) that conveyed the appropriate level of apoplectic rage while maintaining a level of professionalism that strongly excluded calling anybody a “evil maggot-infested spineless shitheel who can jam his dick in a spinning robot-coupe”?

Ohhh, silly rabbit, did you think that you would STOP being antagonized by your coworkers once they stopped being your coworkers?

There were accusations. Directed at me. Implications of “cowardly” behavior on my part. The suggestion made that I gave up, shouldn’t have left. That I didn’t try hard enough.

That I cried too much, and didn’t scream loud enough.

From a handler.

I haven’t heard anything back yet. It’s early, though.

All the same.

Hold my flower crown, I’m going to kill everyone.

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awkwardsituationist:

tsingy de bemaraha national park, a unesco world heritage site in western madagascar, is home to lemurs who, with thick pads on their hands and feet, navigate this six hundred square kilometer labyrinth of three hundred foot tall razor sharp limestone pillars.

photographer stephen alvarez (previously featured) remarked, “it’s an unbelievable experience to watch them [as] they jump like acrobats from the sharp pinnacles” — a feat made more remarkable given the vast chasm bellow.

in the malagasy language, tsingy means “where one cannot walk barefoot,” and alvarez noted that that given the difficulty of the terrain, it takes an entire day to walk half a mile.

nearly impenetrable, the area is described as a refuge within paradise. lemurs, like ninety percent of the species in madagascar, are endemic to the island, and thanks to the isolation of the refuge have evolved into tsingy’s eleven distinct species, including the decken’s sifaka seen here.

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thegreenwolf:

13-year-old Kazakh Girl,
 Ashol Pan, 
 Trained To Become Eagle Hunter

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savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy

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  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
  • Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
  • Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.

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Paris in the rain is the most beautiful sight ever 

Paris in the rain is the most beautiful sight ever 

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prettyknitty:

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prettyknitty:

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I HAVE SO MANY WEIRD FEELINGS ALL OF THE TIME ABOUT HANNIBAL

like spoilery-spoiler-spoiler people-eating is happening, and I’m still sitting there like dear lord, Hannibal, you semi-homemade drama queen, do you really keep a single kiwano in your fridge — did you really just do some sort of crazy hemispherical half-supreme on a pomelo — just for your tablescape?

and I’m rabidly searching for the reasoning and justification behind preparing people with apricots and almonds (super Moorish!) and then wrapping it in a lotus leaf (Chinese among other places!) to bake in clay (Both!). Is it fusion or some kind of homage to spice roads, but as a culinarian you’re so usually so traditional and old-school, like, DANG, Hannibal, your culinary statement is fascinating!

NIKITA PEOPLEMEAT IS NOT TRADITIONAL OR OLD SCHOOL THERE ARE MURDERS! HAPPENING! STOP PLANNING MENUS OH MY GOD

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splinteryourspine:

u gon let me in or nah

splinteryourspine:

u gon let me in or nah

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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